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Here is the hotel we stayed at in Las Vegas, New Mexico. It had a great hot tob and heated pool. When we pulled up, we agreed that we would only say there were two of us to save money. Unfortunately, we didn't realize that the only way in was through the front door right by the front desk. Here's the gist of the conversation: |
(Charlton walks out, having only paid for 2 guests)
Kyle: Oh shit, I just realized there's only one way into the hotel, and it goes right past the front desk!
Charlton: Well, yall are after all TWINS! We'll do the best we can.
Kyle: I don't think so. I think you should go back in and tell them the truth.
Charlton: No way! They'll know I was lying!
Kemton: You really should go in and tell them the truth. I don't want to have to sneak around.
Charlton: (nervous) okay.
-Inside the hotel, Charlton is alone-
Charlton: Um... we're going to have a third person staying with us.
Owner: Really? I thought you said there were only two people...
Charlton: Uh, sorry 'bout that. I forgot about him.
Owner: That's okay. (smirking)
Charlton: There's no extra charge or anything, is there?
Owner: Naw, that's alright. Thanks for being honest.
-Later in the hot tub-
Charlton: Aren't there any bubbles in this hot tub? Kemton go ask where the switch is.
Kemton: Okay.
Kemton to Owner: Are there any bubbles in the hot tub?
Owner: Just fart a bunch!
